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operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

badtardiswolf:

best-of-memes:

90s nostalgia part 2

Skydancers never got caught in my hair. They ended up getting major air and stuck on my roof. Needless to say my mom never got them down or me new ones lol

i just really hope all of you find someone who is really cool that you can love and have sex with and all that shit but you can also talk politics and about evolution. someone you don’t cling to at parties but you nonchalantly grab their ass when you walk by them in the crowd and someone you reach for at 2am in between dreams to cuddle.

ifonlywewereamoungstfriends:

deathcabforkehan:

shipwreckedatseaa:

jakehellrose:

gnarville:

Proof that Bill Murray really is the most interesting man in the world.

That’s why I love this guy.

bill fuckin murray

my hero

fiercezucchini:

those feelings when you want a relationship

but you don’t

but you do

but you don’t

arunsforfun:

theebuffbaker:

queenofthecroutons:

nebraskaswole:

Wellp in ready for fall

theebuffbaker

My season!

Oh man my favorite season, I’m so excited for pumpkin EVERYTHING.

gypsystevie:

ppl who constantly radiate bad vibes are so exhausting like how are you always so that way

jacxkie:

sevybloo59:

dblack11:

people fail to realize this 

Real talk

true

jacxkie:

sevybloo59:

dblack11:

people fail to realize this 

Real talk

true

phuckindop3:

tenell124:

dvspute:

Lordy lord remember this

I want “someone” to do this to me !!!!!

plz let me do this to someone

phuckindop3:

tenell124:

dvspute:

Lordy lord remember this

I want “someone” to do this to me !!!!!

plz let me do this to someone